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June 02 2015

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burnttoastmaster:

pissmodern:

what fresh hell

Y'all’d’ve known this if you live in the south

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i-am-not-the-pizza-man:

This is hilarious 

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June 01 2015

stan-brakhage:

dieeeeeeeeee:

y’all remember in Inglorious Bastards when the nazis all go to see the movie about the “war hero” who sniped tons of jews and was esteemed in the military and by hitler for it?

that’s literally exactly American Sniper sorry

eli roth, who made the short film for inglourious basterds that that nazis watch in the theater, has actually pointed out this connection which i find so fucking incredible

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mariktweetums:

bloodynoldor:

… which proves that Thranduil has either no idea of the geography of Middle Earth or just really wants his son to die.

image

Clearly it runs in the family

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bitchbot:

my kind of bad boy

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itsjustfrank:

“Which I measured with my rulers”

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May 31 2015

just-shower-thoughts:

What if your dog one day just randomly said, “Nobody is going to believe you” and then never spoke again.

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bestofnowyoukno:

nowyoukno:

Source for more like this follow NowYouKno

Chef Ramsay hired Horst from Ratatouille.


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g0dziiia:

I wish this was longer

jellyroll22:

lemuffinmistress:

ruvy:

I think that people forget that condoms protect you from more than just pregnancy.

And there is no morning after pill for HIV.

ACTUALLY THERE IS.

It’s called post exposure prophylaxis.

http://www.who.int/hiv/topics/prophylaxis/en/

If you’ve had unprotected sex and are afraid of possibly being at risk for HIV, please go to the emergency room and ask about POST EXPOSURE PROPHYLAXIS.


Works for up to 48 - 72 hours after exposure to HIV.

BOOST!

May 30 2015

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caloriemate:

I really like this design of Nyarlathotep. Really brings up the image of a false god.

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Behold, the worst written line of all time:

negativereader:

Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.

-Stephenie Meyer New Moon

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moshingracingoperating:

theuppitynegras:

p-3ople:

justinbiebsan0n:

honeyxxbeexx:

no-the-fandoms-protested:

move your finger back and forth so it looks like the cat is following it

This is more entertaining than it should be.

This is why I love Tumblr.

two hours later i click reblog

five hours later i click reblog

It’s more fun if you move a quarter of a second before the cat does so it looks like it has a shitty reaction time

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isitallinyourhead:

intoconsistency:

The elusive perfect loop.

It really is perfect.

May 29 2015

alannamode:

One of my favourite things about Age of Ultron is that the Avengers are presented with 2 new super-powered rivals and the only member to really land a solid hit to either of them in the entire film is the very non-super-powered Hawkeye.

Not only that, but in both cases he pretty much just does it out of sheer spite towards them

“OH MIND CONTROL HUH? BET YOU THINK YOU’RE REAL SPECIAL. NICE TRY KID I’VE PLAYED THIS LEVEL BEFORE” *electrocutes Wanda IN THE FACE*

*shoots the glass under Pietro’s feet* “WHAT YOU DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING? HAHAHAHA WHO’S LAUGHING NOW SMARTASS-WITH-A-CATCHPHRASE? THAT’S FOR GETTING ME SHOT”

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