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June 10 2015

bisexualzuko:

“they can say whatever the hell they want I don’t care I’ll say ‘fuck you’”

“did you just flip the bird at us?”

“I did flip the bird, yeah”

“but did you flip it at US?”

“yo bruh if this starts a fight how easily can I get out of trouble”

“not very”

“So like I flipped the bird but it TOTALLY wasn’t at you”

potatoeing:

doitsusleftnut:

navigatorin:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

meanwhile in england

  • i am in a dress
  • everybody you talk to opens conversation with ‘FUCK it’s hot’
  • there are three hour long traffic jams for the beach
  • everybody not at the beach is at home wailing that it’s too damn hot
  • the shops have sold out of hair removal cream

it is 28°C how do you people do this ‘heat’ thing

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americans laughing in the distance

australians laughing maniacly 

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gublerator:

Rossi + Reid moments

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June 04 2015

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opisaterf:

4rsenic:

lesradicalfeminisms:

opisaterf:

with age differences in relationships we shouldn’t go by years, we should go by percentages

you know why it’s not as weird for a 35 year old to date a 30 year old than it is for a 20 year old to date a 15 year old? because that five year age difference represents a LOT larger of a part of the 15 year olds life than the 25 year olds, a bigger chunk of life experience missing

so like say for kylie jenner. she’s 17, tyga is 25. that eight year age difference is 47% of the time kylie has even been alive

eyes wide open

Or you can just not judge age differences because it’s different for everyone

or you can recognize that psychosocial development and life experience are relevant whether it’s convenient or not and its inherently predatory for a much older person to date a much younger person. “don’t judge” deez nuts honestly like that’s the weakest defense

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c-will-run:

Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.

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huffiest:

shaymew:

frodofeels:

my favourite thing is probably the scientific name of the Grizzly bear. 

It’s Ursus arctos horribilis. “ursus” meaning bear in Latin and “arctos”, bear in Greek.

so essentially a grizzly is a “horrible bear bear.” 

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The Eurasian Brown Bear is Ursus arctos arctos

So literally “Bear Bear Bear”. The most bear a bear can be. 

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remyreaper:

waltdisnerd:

battbaby:

With out sound his lips read
‘You piece..of poo poo’

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I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE

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scavengerhuntsman:

this is the single greatest line of dialogue that has ever or will ever exist im so glad the big bang happened and life progressed to the exact line of circumstances that allowed this to happen

June 03 2015

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missizayacupcake:

touchmyotaku:

touchmyotaku:

YO THIS IS IMPORTANT
IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO THAT YOU WANT TO COVER FOR A JOB INTERVIEW OR A FAMILY EVENT I HIGHLY SUGGEST HARD CANDY’S GLAMOFLAUGE HEAVY DUTY CONCEALER
THIS IS JUST WITH ONE LAYER OF IT WITH TRANSLUCENT POWDER LIKE HOLY SHIT
THIS STUFF IS SOFT AS HELL ITS AMAZING IT STAYS ON UNTIL YOU WASH IT OFF
ANOTHER THING THEY DONT TEST IT ON ANIMALS SO NO ONE WAS TESTED SO BLESS
ITS LIKE 6 BUCKS AND ITS WORTH IT BECAUSE A LITTLE GOES A LONG WAY
youre welcome

UPDATE
I JUST TOOK A SHOWET AND MOST OF IT CAME OFF SO I GOT A MAKEUP WIPE AND THE REST OF IT CAME OFF ITS POTENT

This stuff covers anything, scars, cuts, bruises you name it. It’s relatively cheap too so it’s defiantly worth it.

queerpoc:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is image that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
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bitchyoucouldneva:

xlucid-dreamin:

myblackaesthetic:

theinturnetexplorer:

“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

That is so cool. Look how creative people are

I love this.

Shit kinda dope.

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professorspork:

thatgirlonstage:

mechapuppy:

thejediavengeroftheinternet:

Here we have Captain America decapitating an Ultron drone by drop-kicking his own shield through the drone’s neck. 

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i love how he planks and then falls straight to the ground. i’m dying

I feel like no one ever taught Cap how to fight – certainly before, when he was asthmatic and looked like he would snap in two if you pushed him too hard, and then once he became Captain America everyone just assumed anyone that buff already knew what he was about – and Steve was too embarrassed to actually say anything, so he just made up his own style that basically involves bodily throwing himself on top of people

#acolyte of the jim kirk school of combat

June 02 2015

blaquerose:

galacticmilky:

beardedchemist:

epsilon110:

ayeyuu:

paintalien:

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp 

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they have 16 colour cones in their vision

us humans only have 3

these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can

literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist

do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS

not only that but they can punch a hole in an aquarium tank.

that’s pretty fucking radical.

not only punching through aquarium walls too

these little demon-spawn can punch so hard and so fast that

IT BREAKS WATER PHYSICS

their punches cause water to boil and create a bubble underwater, which kills its prey if it has contact with it, cooking them from the outside

BUT IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO MAKE CONTACT

the collapsing bubble sends out a shockwave strong enough to kill anything in a 10 cm diameter due to pure pressure 

this fabulous sob is death incarnate and don’t forget that   

Even better - the inside of that little bubble before it collapses is over 400 million degrees Kelvin, hotter than the surface of the Sun.

i am scared of a shrimp

If I eat it will I gain it’s power?

builttobulk:

sparkofstorm:

nicolegendary:

okay i’ve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it

so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom

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instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:

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where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)

just… isn’t that way better???

That and it looks like the way an audience sits for a concert or a game
“YEAH GO TEAM KISS THAT BRIDE WOOO”
Or it looks like they’re meeting in the middle for a throwdown
Both are good

TWO PEOPLE ENTER.

ONE COUPLE LEAVES.

WELCOME TO MATRIMONY.

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